Courtesy of Death Predictor
It's pretty much nonsense (see, i AM bored) so i tried it multiple times to see what original silliness they can come up with.
Jo: At age 48 you will die fighting the Interplanetary War on Terrorism on Phobos, a moon of Mars.
jo: At age 27 your prototype flying machine will work, and while aloft on its maiden voyage a passenger jet will take you into it's jet engine, and throw you out as a mist.
jo: At age 62 you will die while partaking in a particularly intense meditation session.
jo: At age 39 aliens will abduct you and use your body for *censored, PG rated blog* before dropping you off outside of a local homeless shelter smelling of beer.
The things people come up with and the things bored people do...