Thursday, April 10, 2008

After an enlightening talk with miss JL (not myself), we agreed that i would post THIS!
Muah haha. Take a goooooooood read, my dear male friends.

Taken from Wikipedia:

"PMS is a collection of symptoms. More than 200 different symptoms have been identified, but the three most prominent symptoms are irritability, tension, and dysphoria (unhappiness). The exact symptoms and their intensity vary from woman to woman. Most women with premenstrual syndrome experience only a few of the problems.

Abdominal bloating
Constipation and possible hemorrhoids due to water retention
Abdominal cramps
Breast tenderness or swelling
Itching of the breasts
Stress or anxiety
Aggression
Depression
Appetite changes and food cravings
High sexual arousal or desire
Trouble falling asleep (insomnia)
Joint or muscle pain
Headache
Fatigue
Acne
Trouble concentrating
Body temperature increase
Worsening of existing skin disorders, and respiratory (eg, allergies, infection) or eye (eg, visual disturbances, conjunctivitis) problems "


Methinks that you can now sort of figure out now why we tear people apart during a certain time in a month.

16 comments:

Anonymous said...

THE MEN DUN GET IT

Anonymous said...

i m addicted to online gaming: mahjong!!wahjong at viwawa

Ambrose said...

haha add me!
userid: amroui
=) hope to cya in-game! =D

joline said...

ambrose:

add you? into...? *puzzled*

you want to join the PMS sisterhood?

Ambrose said...

lol nooo.. i meant that for anon XP add me as a friend on viwawa =p
though... i think i qualify for PMS.. just that i get mine everyday -,-'"

joline said...

ambrose:

HAHAHA. OH I SEE.

Anyway, haha, that's funny, you get yours everyday...

Ambrose said...

yeah.. it's like a slot machine.
so like monday, the slot may read: fatigue + depression + headache
and tuesday may read: high sexual arousal + aggression + constipation
LOL
you gotta love my life.. i'm a walking mess =p

Anonymous said...

mine is : scream at kids day 1
scream at kids day 2
scream at kids day 3. i think i m a horrible dentist to the kids. ah...if only i m a real dentist. then i can make big bucks. n heck care audits. heck care those big cavities see pretend nv see. then do fillings tat are lousy-like spread kaya the fillings sure dun last.
today i suddenly feel inspired to get out of my rut. i can ask the old man (last yr the horrible sds experience) to buy my bond, 15k. for this i shall marry him...wahahah, no lah. kidding. i can buy myself out. n i dun want to step into another rut. i have enuff of this control freak.

Anonymous said...

but isnt it romantic to ask someone to buy u out of a bond and for that, u marry him? oh well, wat wrong with me this days...

joline said...

ambrose:

You are NOT a walking mess... Don't say such things can? What you say, you reinforce. And i don't think tt u truly want to be a mess.

anon:

what man? Who is this rich man?!

Ambrose said...

wuu.. the psych grad speaketh. *bows in awe at her great-ness's wisdom*
hehe hahaha XP
can i meet you for a meal one day? anytime, anyday.
i'll treat!
i miss u =p

p.s. the rich man is not me =p rofl

Anonymous said...

the rich man is the person i knew from last yr disastrious match make session at rendenzvous hotel lor. haiz. must i really settle for this person? i dun like him at all. but he is the best person in light of hw i told u abt the guys my age. take my cousin. do u think i can tahan this nonsense with this young guys? cannt! nw suddenly the old man seems like the best person to me. compared to my cousin, he is an angel liao.

Anonymous said...

problem is i met him nw. if i met him 5 yrs later, i will like him. rite now i dun want to waste his time, i dun plan to faster date faster get married. unlike him wan to do everyting fast, cos time is running out 4 him.so i dun want to waste his time and effort. he is looking for a wife, i m not looking for a husband. So i bye bye to him.nth wrong with him. just i dun have the same priorities as him now. too bad.so long. forget it

joline said...

anon:

yeah... i don't think you wanna settle for a guy due to circumstances. you gotta at least like him!!!

jun said...

don't you just LOVE being female. HAHAHA!

joline said...

jun:

sigh...
but i guess being female in an asian society is not too bad! (the guys do the embarrassing "mate-chase"!)