Thursday, November 29, 2007

YARRRRRKKKKKKKKKK!

Jo prints out set of songs for BACC.

Jo notices that text is all smudged out on the first page. Jo notices that there is black and red smeared all over paper.

Jo also notices something long and black that is twitching on its own on the piece of paper.

Jo assesses long twitching thing.

Jo realizes with horror that it is a SEVERED LIZARD TAIL SOAKED WITH BLACK INK twitching on her paper.

JO IS $$#^%&^%&% HORRIFIED.

Jo turns second piece of paper around and finds the MANGLED, TORN AND DISTORTED BODY LUMP OF THE LIZARD STUCK BEHIND THE SHEET OF PAPER, PRINTED WITH BLACK STREAKS BY THE PRINTER.

Jo's hand was dangerously near the mangled, torn and distorted lizard body lump.

JO IS SO GROSSED OUT SHE HURRIEDLY CRUSHES UP PAPERS AND TOSSES THEM INTO A PLASTIC BAG.

JO WOULD'VE TAKEN PICTURES TO GROSS YOU OUT TOO IF SHE WASN'T THAT GROSSED OUT HERSELF.

Printer exploration gone wrong for Mr Lizard.

Retarded Lizard!!!

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

AW MAN. That is seriously gross!!!

How come the lizard like that?!? Retarded la. *faints*

-cheryl

Joline said...

cheryl:

the silly creature must've entered the printer for dunno what reason and got printed out. hahaha.

i'm assuming it either enjoyed being in there and kena printed out, OR, it went in, got lost and stuck, and maybe died inside and then got printed out.

. ivan . said...

awww my friend!! lizard!!
hahaha :P

joline said...

ivan:

sorry that s/he got printed out. :-(